Cadpogwon is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome
mole.
Cadpogwon created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cadpogwon, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Cadpogwon, she will destroy your home planet.
Cadpogwon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Cadpogwon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Always take life seriously.