Cadpogwon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome mole.

Cadpogwon created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadpogwon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cadpogwon, she will destroy your home planet.

Cadpogwon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cadpogwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.