Afbogsug Fitlistdot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented hummingbird.

Afbogsug Fitlistdot created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Afbogsug Fitlistdot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Afbogsug Fitlistdot, he will ignore you.

Afbogsug Fitlistdot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Afbogsug Fitlistdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.