Vidnarlkonarmlatdimlam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage parrot.

Vidnarlkonarmlatdimlam created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vidnarlkonarmlatdimlam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vidnarlkonarmlatdimlam, she will not care.

Vidnarlkonarmlatdimlam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vidnarlkonarmlatdimlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always obey Vidnarlkonarmlatdimlam's priests.