Sak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish guinea pig.

Sak created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sak, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the south.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.