Liprilvid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever lizard.

Liprilvid created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Liprilvid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Liprilvid, he will laugh at you.

Liprilvid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Liprilvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat bark.