Fitmadbom is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, capable snail.

Fitmadbom created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fitmadbom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fitmadbom, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fitmadbom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fitmadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.