Fabyartbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless mole.

Fabyartbiss created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabyartbiss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fabyartbiss, it will laugh at you.

Fabyartbiss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fabyartbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fabyartbiss.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.