Jinabfid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless ferret.

Jinabfid created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jinabfid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jinabfid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jinabfid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Jinabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near snails.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Run away from mauve hamsters, for they are unholy.