Zanbunstikveg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome crane.

Zanbunstikveg created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanbunstikveg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zanbunstikveg, he will ignore you.

Zanbunstikveg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zanbunstikveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not take Zanbunstikveg's name in vain.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.