Bapbutteen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful raven.

Bapbutteen created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbutteen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bapbutteen, she will think nothing of it.

Bapbutteen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bapbutteen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan doves for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.