Nibfodlen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous frog.

Nibfodlen created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibfodlen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibfodlen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nibfodlen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nibfodlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.