Babgundod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful dragon.

Babgundod created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babgundod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Babgundod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Babgundod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Babgundod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three turtles approach from the west.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. You must love Babgundod.

5. Do not commit murder.