Babgundod is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful
dragon.
Babgundod created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Babgundod, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Babgundod, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Babgundod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Babgundod's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if three turtles approach from the west.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not kill manatees.
4. You must love Babgundod.
5. Do not commit murder.