Bondodgid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, narcissistic elephant.

Bondodgid created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bondodgid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bondodgid, he will turn you into a tree.

Bondodgid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bondodgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.