Gubflagsad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind snail.

Gubflagsad created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubflagsad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gubflagsad, he will turn you into a duck.

Gubflagsad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gubflagsad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubflagsad.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.