Hitgabxuc is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, selfish
gorilla.
Hitgabxuc created gold eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hitgabxuc, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Hitgabxuc, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Hitgabxuc's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Hitgabxuc's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill whales.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Feed all hungry badgers.
4. Do not eat garlic.
5. Never run in holy places.