Tadfutjen is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humane hydra.

Tadfutjen created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfutjen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tadfutjen, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tadfutjen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tadfutjen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear cyan trousers.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Always wear white.