Miparffas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving swan.

Miparffas created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miparffas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Miparffas, he will throw large rocks at you.

Miparffas' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Miparffas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.