Fossartdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish cow.

Fossartdiss created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossartdiss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fossartdiss, she will strike you with lightening.

Fossartdiss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fossartdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink alcohol.