Parknilsab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring finch.

Parknilsab created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parknilsab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Parknilsab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Parknilsab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Parknilsab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five doves approach from the south.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not take Parknilsab's name in vain.