Parknilsab is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring
finch.
Parknilsab created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Parknilsab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Parknilsab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Parknilsab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Parknilsab's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if five doves approach from the south.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not take Parknilsab's name in vain.