Gatsignelced is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered centaur.

Gatsignelced created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatsignelced, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gatsignelced, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gatsignelced's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gatsignelced's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to otters while wearing turquoise coats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gatsignelced.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never laugh near aardvarks.