Hinweegudgov is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying centipede.

Hinweegudgov created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinweegudgov, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hinweegudgov, he will turn you into a plant.

Hinweegudgov's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hinweegudgov's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. You must pray to Hinweegudgov nine times a day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if four mites approach from the north.