Libtanhad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing hummingbird.

Libtanhad created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libtanhad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Libtanhad, he will manifest in front of you.

Libtanhad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Libtanhad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.