Popmeggut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, moody wombat.

Popmeggut created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Popmeggut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Popmeggut, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Popmeggut's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Popmeggut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.