Bunrullzimaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, staggering turtle.

Bunrullzimaf created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunrullzimaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bunrullzimaf, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bunrullzimaf's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bunrullzimaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always obey Bunrullzimaf's priests.