Wadratjen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, cheerful hyena.

Wadratjen created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadratjen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadratjen, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wadratjen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wadratjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Always help snakes in need.