Nilbudrul is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omniscient mole.

Nilbudrul created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbudrul, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilbudrul, she will send you a sign.

Nilbudrul's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nilbudrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.