Omtmabgabnel is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate owl.

Omtmabgabnel created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtmabgabnel, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Omtmabgabnel, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Omtmabgabnel's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Omtmabgabnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.