Rilbenjinjen is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unfair deer.

Rilbenjinjen created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilbenjinjen, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rilbenjinjen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rilbenjinjen's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rilbenjinjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Rilbenjinjen loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not covet oxen.