Fetnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fast hydra.

Fetnib created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetnib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fetnib, she will not care.

Fetnib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fetnib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fetnib first in all things.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.