Pidcanget is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unselfish porpoise.

Pidcanget created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidcanget, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pidcanget, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pidcanget's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pidcanget's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not take Pidcanget's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not skip in public.