Ingkipbell Sindussnad Fagnarlpaslan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered wombat.

Ingkipbell Sindussnad Fagnarlpaslan created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingkipbell Sindussnad Fagnarlpaslan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ingkipbell Sindussnad Fagnarlpaslan, it will remove you from existence.

Ingkipbell Sindussnad Fagnarlpaslan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ingkipbell Sindussnad Fagnarlpaslan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Retreat if six ducks approach from the north.

3. Run away from cyan ants, for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Always stare at clouds.