Badpasnel is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish hyena.

Badpasnel created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badpasnel, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badpasnel, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Badpasnel's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Badpasnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never paint your head indigo.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Never write about nebulae.