Nulpibvincunban is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking cobra.

Nulpibvincunban created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulpibvincunban, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nulpibvincunban, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nulpibvincunban's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nulpibvincunban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulpibvincunban.

3. Never feed carrots to dogs while wearing black hats.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Always help rats.