Rakgumcud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective hedgehog.

Rakgumcud created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakgumcud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rakgumcud, it will turn you into a rock.

Rakgumcud's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rakgumcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet orange.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.