Faglidbug is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless slug.

Faglidbug created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Faglidbug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Faglidbug, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Faglidbug's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Faglidbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Faglidbug.

5. Always obey Faglidbug's priests.