Rillarpvag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered snake.

Rillarpvag created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rillarpvag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rillarpvag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Rillarpvag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rillarpvag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rillarpvag.

2. Run away if nine great tits approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.