Mipbumtik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent crow.

Mipbumtik created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mipbumtik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipbumtik, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mipbumtik's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mipbumtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

4. Hide from brown mice for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.