Tagfubpog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful wren.

Tagfubpog created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfubpog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tagfubpog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tagfubpog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tagfubpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tagfubpog.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat bark.