Kapgigboss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humorless dragon.

Kapgigboss created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kapgigboss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kapgigboss, he will strike you with lightening.

Kapgigboss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kapgigboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help doves.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not take Kapgigboss' name in vain.

5. Never paint your face gray.