Kapgigboss is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, humorless
dragon.
Kapgigboss created the Sol system twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Kapgigboss, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Kapgigboss, he will strike you with lightening.
Kapgigboss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Kapgigboss' Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always help doves.
3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Do not take Kapgigboss' name in vain.
5. Never paint your face gray.