Cumvegfud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, vain clam.

Cumvegfud created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumvegfud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cumvegfud, it will cry a lot.

Cumvegfud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cumvegfud's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Erect five silver sculptures of Cumvegfud on top of important buildings.

4. Run away if six bats approach from the north.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.