Mumyogzod is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong
cobra.
Mumyogzod created dark energy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mumyogzod, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Mumyogzod, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Mumyogzod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Mumyogzod's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Always help aardvarks in need.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.
4. Run away if five doves approach from the west.
5. Do not listen to music.