Gupzakduss is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced human.

Gupzakduss created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupzakduss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gupzakduss, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gupzakduss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gupzakduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your legs turquoise.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.