Gupzakduss is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, two-faced
human.
Gupzakduss created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gupzakduss, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gupzakduss, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Gupzakduss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Gupzakduss' Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never paint your legs turquoise.
4. Feed all hungry seals.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.