Rillsawven is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid
turtle.
Rillsawven created the solar system nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rillsawven, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Rillsawven, he will turn you into a frog.
Rillsawven's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Rillsawven's Holy Commandments1. Always treat frogs with great respect.
2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Rillsawven on top of important buildings.
3. Never wear cyan trousers.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rillsawven.
5. Never eat bark.