Gidwoncussveen Dabripyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish sheep.

Gidwoncussveen Dabripyik created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidwoncussveen Dabripyik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidwoncussveen Dabripyik, he will turn you into a dog.

Gidwoncussveen Dabripyik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gidwoncussveen Dabripyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.