Miggardin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving gorilla.

Miggardin created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miggardin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Miggardin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Miggardin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Miggardin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.