Sakdithenlapartzen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless swallow.

Sakdithenlapartzen created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakdithenlapartzen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sakdithenlapartzen, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sakdithenlapartzen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sakdithenlapartzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Put Sakdithenlapartzen first in all things.

5. Never talk about fire.