Henxemsug is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic grasshopper.

Henxemsug created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henxemsug, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Henxemsug, she will turn you into a hamster.

Henxemsug's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Henxemsug's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Henxemsug loves nematodes, so they must be respected.