Hivlangombarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage pigeon.

Hivlangombarn created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivlangombarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivlangombarn, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hivlangombarn's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hivlangombarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hivlangombarn loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never bounce near manatees.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.