Genrulken is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet
lizard.
Genrulken created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Genrulken, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Genrulken, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Genrulken's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Genrulken's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Always help manatees.
5. Never think about amino acids.