Genrulken is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet lizard.

Genrulken created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genrulken, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genrulken, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Genrulken's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Genrulken's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Never think about amino acids.