Padarnlim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful duck.

Padarnlim created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padarnlim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Padarnlim, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Padarnlim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Padarnlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.